A day in the life of a software programmer 8:30AM: Wake up 8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bathe or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: Check Again just in case... 9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM). 9:45AM: TEA party. 10:00AM:Check Mail. 10:05AM:Check again. Can'nt Believe that no mail has come. Is every Bdy dead or what. 10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and dsperation. Turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to. 10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic,boring and useless existence. 10:40AM:Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.Can't remember it's name 11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign. 11:30AM: How the hell am i suppose to remember everything. Why should i be responsible for everything that goes bad. 11:45AM: Try to locate a scape goat. No body around. 12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch. 12:30AM: lunch 1:00PM: Lunch over. 1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place. 1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. the other chap is so foolish. 1:50PM: Mood is good.Real sleazy thoughts. 2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort. 2:45PM: Tea Time. 3:00PM: Chat and discuss with collegue on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness. 4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk) 4:11PM: Try to look busy. 4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk). 4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look. 4:50PM: No solution found. really angry on the guy for getting myself involve. 4:55PM: Sudenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area. Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in. 5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear. 5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD. 5:10PM: Check mail. 'Yes' a mail has finally arrived. 5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good. 5:14PM: a quick dash for gate. 5:15PM: Third in punching out. 5:25PM: Reached Room. 5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program. 8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting laziand irreseposible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse goverment and RnD. 8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking. 8:48PM: Dinner finished. 8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality. 11:00PM: Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up. 12:45PM: Today there were really good programs. 1:46PM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead