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| Never
got caught |
| Honestly! A Pakistani
was filling out a job application for a senior level position. He
came to a question in the form which said, "Have you ever been arrested?"
And he answered, "No." The next question, intended for people who
had answered in the affirmative to the previous one, was: "Why?" The
Pakistani answered it anyway: "Never got caught!" |
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| Leave
it to Indians |
| The
Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of Chinese fighter
jets. They invited over a Chinese official and at a gathering, the
Chinese guy says to the Pakis, "These planes are so simple, even you
fools can use them". The chief of the air force asks how it's all
done. The Chinese guy says, "OK. So easy! Press this button to go
right. This button to go left, and this button to go up!" The Paki
Air Force Chief then asks, "So, how do you come down?" The Chinese
guy replies, "Oh, leave that to the Indian Air Force!" |
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| Eating
for pleasure? |
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Two cannibals,
a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something
to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man.
The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father.
"There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll
just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man.
The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the
fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's
eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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| Its
Hard getting rich! |
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,
"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression.
I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple.
I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the
day,
I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those
ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and
sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month,
by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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| All
in a days work |
A carpet layer had just finished installing a carpet for a lady. He
stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he
said to himself.
He got out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
"Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes.
"I found them in the hallway."
"Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet." |
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