(Q1) SAY "BOAST" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "BOAST",
NOW SAY COAST 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "COAST"
..... WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?


















ANSWER:- BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW
IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2

(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?

ANSWER:- "WATER" IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST
THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION,
IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS,
A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS,
A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS,
A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....
WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?

ANSWER:- "GLASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4

(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER
THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL,
THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE
WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND
THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF
"NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND
WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, .....
WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS
EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?

ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE
THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5

(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE
EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND
TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?























ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION

(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES)
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS
THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?























ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". (READ THE FIRST LINE)